“It’s like my skin is covered in little ants.”
“That’s prickly heat. You haven’t drunk enough water and now you’re overheating.”
“What? I’m not a computer.”
“Go have a shower, drink half a litre of water and then eat some sugar. If you haven’t developed a migraine after that, you’re good.”
“How can you live like this? You don’t even have air conditioning!”
“This isn’t that hot. The fact that you’ve managed to experience heat stress is more to do with you than the heat.”
“This isn’t that hot? I’m sweating in places I didn’t know I could sweat! It’s like every part of my body is an armpit.”
“So go have that shower.”
“Ugh. I think there’s a bug running behind my knees but it turns out its sweat tricking down! How can the backs of knees sweat?”
“Naturally.”
“I’m a ham, baking in my own glaze.”
“Are you just going to complain or are you going to do something about it?”
“Actually, I think the heat is making me more creative.”
“That’s not creativity – that’s delusion. Seriously, you need to cool yourself down or else you’re gonna suffer some brain damage.”
“Heat can do that?”
“Heat, and me. Go have freaking shower already.”
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